"if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"

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Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

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I just want a sugar daddy but instead of it being a rich older man, I want it to be Gillian Anderson

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